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I use to believe that being brainwashed meant that someone actually took out your brain, washed it with a sponge and soap and water, then put it back in and sewed you up.

Amanda (from body parts : general)
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Disney once told me Every time a baby giggles a fairy is born. I believed it and asked my mom how many times i giggled!

Anon (from make-believe : fairies)
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I used to believe that "Our Father, who art in heaven" meant that God was also a painter on the side.

Amanda (from religion : prayers)
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i used to believe the sunset was better in California cause it was closer to the sun

hazel (from nature : landscape)
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I used to believe the car always knew where you were going, and always gave you directions on where to turn, by the dash lights. Now...... they actually do....

Mony (from transport : cars)
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when I was a little child, I used to believe that lifeinsurance made sure that if I died, a new me would come to live with my mum and dad. nice lifeinsurance, don't you think!?

Live from Norway (from death : people)
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I once believed that because I drank much milk if someone by chance hit me with a sledgehammer nothing would happen.

Nicole (from body functions : special powers)
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My brother and I believed that snapping turtles lived in our neighbor's leaf pits in her back yard. We stuck bamboo poles in the leaves and could feel the turtles grabbing on.

Anon (from animals : general)
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I used to think that 'the pulitzer prize' was actually, "Pull It - Surprise!" -- Like, you pull a rope and something might fall on you...

Anon (from language : speaking)
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I used to believe that the "black market" was a physical flea market somewhere in Central America where you could buy stolen paintings and Russian tanks.

Shannon Hubbell (from neighbourhood : going shopping)
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