random beliefs
I use to believe that being brainwashed meant that someone actually took out your brain, washed it with a sponge and soap and water, then put it back in and sewed you up.
Disney once told me Every time a baby giggles a fairy is born. I believed it and asked my mom how many times i giggled!
I used to believe that "Our Father, who art in heaven" meant that God was also a painter on the side.
i used to believe the sunset was better in California cause it was closer to the sun
I used to believe the car always knew where you were going, and always gave you directions on where to turn, by the dash lights. Now...... they actually do....
when I was a little child, I used to believe that lifeinsurance made sure that if I died, a new me would come to live with my mum and dad. nice lifeinsurance, don't you think!?
I once believed that because I drank much milk if someone by chance hit me with a sledgehammer nothing would happen.
My brother and I believed that snapping turtles lived in our neighbor's leaf pits in her back yard. We stuck bamboo poles in the leaves and could feel the turtles grabbing on.
I used to think that 'the pulitzer prize' was actually, "Pull It - Surprise!" -- Like, you pull a rope and something might fall on you...
I used to believe that the "black market" was a physical flea market somewhere in Central America where you could buy stolen paintings and Russian tanks.
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