random beliefs

For some reason, cows all seem to face the same way when standing in a field (honest - you look!). I used to believe that this was because they all pointed to magnetic north. Odd child...

Amanda (from animals : general)

I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.

queeneve (from food : general)

I used to think a con artist was someone who painted pictures in prison.

Brandon Campbell (from the law : criminals)

I used to believe that when television channels when they would sign off at night play the American anthem and say please stand by , I would get up and stand by the television .

Danielle Hagen (from media : tv)

I thought it was illegal for women to use Just For Men hair coloring

Brainhead (from body parts : hair)

I used to believe that when restaurants said "free delivery," it meant that if you had the food delivered, it would be completely free.

Anon (from food : general)

when I was about six I remember asking an Adult what Mary did before she was a statue....

anon (from religion : church)

I used to believe that stars chirped because they would twinkle simultaneously to crickets chirping

alex (from nature : outer space)

when i was 3, i thought that bathing suits were formal clothes that people wore when they were having a wedding underwater

Anon (from people : appearance)

I used to believe that being a "stripper" meant that you not only took all your clothes off but that you somehow took your skin off, imagine how shocked I was when people said strippers were hot!

Skinshedders (from grown-ups : work)