random beliefs
I asked my mother where does ham come from. She replied "a pig". I though a pig came to the door and dropped off the ham.
i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored.
My father often went to Texas for work. One day my younger sister asked my mother why he spent so much time in taxi's.
When I went to my friends house they would have blue water in the toilet. I used to believe that it was the same thing as the pink goo from ghost busters!
When I was *very* young (though it continued to a worrying age) I was convinced that a zebra was a kind of flightless bird.
My older sister told me an earthquake was an animal that hid under your bed and shook because it was scared. She even helped me put food out so it could be my pet.
When I learned about faxes, I thought you could fax whole objects. Like in Willy Wonka. Ex. Scan a chair, and fax the info, and a chair comes out where you sent the fax.
sheep were wooly pigs
I used to believe that cough medicine had a toggle effect. In other words, if you took cough medicine when you didn't have a cold, it gave you a cold
My grandfather was missing a finger, and he would often tell me that I bit it off as a child. I believed this for years.
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