random beliefs

I used to believe that self drive cars actually drove themselves!

Anon (from transport : cars)

I used to believe that people who resolved to quit smoking "cold turkey" as a New Year's resolution chose the timing because of all the cold turkey left over from Christmas.

Anon (from bad habits : smoking)

when i was little i thought that little alligators would come out of the toilet after flushing it. Every time i used the bathroom i would run out immediately after flushing!

say.impg (from toilets : fear of)

I used to think that euthanasia was a charity for little Indian kids. I would always hear people go "down with euthanasia" and wonder what people had against little Indian kids

Q-Daddy (from death : people)

My father always told me that if i did anything remotely impolite, that the police would come and throw me into politeness jail. (this was prompted by me gargling at the dinner table)

Gene (from the law : criminals)

I used to believe that black olives were made out of whale skin.

Troyson (from food : nasty food)

I used to believe that my Uncle was Noel Edmonds. He isn't but I used to think that was his job and he couldn't tell anybody.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

When I was very little I had no sense of what was a lot of money. I came to the conclusion that my family had around $300 in savings, and it was a reasonable amount to have.

Anon (from the world : money)

When i was little i used to believe that Peanuts were dried up potatoes. My mom told me otherwise when i was 10!

Lizzie (from food : general)

My son once asked my wife what she was doing. She said she was making develed eggs. He asked for one. She said they weren't ready. He said he would wait until she put the devil in them.

Patrick (from food : dangerous food)