i used to believe

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I used to jump into and out of bed because I thought that there were people waiting there that would chop off my toes and sell them.

BG (from at home : under my bed)
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When I was a kid, I thought the stars in the sky at night, were the balloons people let go.

Lisa (from nature : outer space)
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I used to think that all socks were reversible and it took until 9th grade gym class for someone to say "Why are your socks inside out?"
Flipped my whole world around
and my socks

Anon (from at home : in my closet)
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When I was little I was told all children love chocolate. I hated it and lived in real dread for many years that someone would find it out.

Lena (from food : sweeties)
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When I was very little, I used to believe that when you had an itch, it was due to little men inside your skin who were tickling you with feathers.

Yeah.

Anon (from body functions : general)
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i believed as a child that if you were fired,you were made into a computer.for this reason,i began to have conversations with my own computer.

me (from grown-ups : work)
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When I was small I thought that birds must be made from electricity! How else could they stand on the power cables?
It took me 5 years before figure out the physics behind it!

Hazza (from animals : birds)
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My sister and I used to believe that when our hampsters stopped moving for no reason, that they were "communicating" telepathicly with eachother.

Anon (from animals : general)
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I used to believe that every day tiny little people, with tiny suits and breifcases and costumes, came to my house to work in the TV.

Anon (from media : tv)
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I used to believe that if you swallowed bubble gum and then hiccuped, you would slowly fill up with bubbles on the inside until they came out your mouth and nose and ears

Anon (from food : chewing gum)
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