random beliefs

Sadly, I didn't realise I could think inside my head until I was about 6. My parents always used to wonder why I would talk to myself.

Lunchable (from kids : i'm different)

I thought a Monkey was just a baby Gorilla and when they grew up their Tails fell off!

Brainhead (from animals : general)

I used to think that when I grew up, I was going to be Batman. I sincerly beleived that at some point in my life I would don a costume and go and fight crime from a cave.

ryan (from grown-ups : work)

When I was 4 I overheard my mom talking to my dad about a doctor's appointment she had. I asked her if she was going to see Dr. Pepper, as I believed this was the only doctor there was.

Anon (from people : names)

I used to believe that if I didn't put the eggs in the fridge fast enough after buying them, they would hatch into chicks.

Alli (from food : general)

I used to believe the world was a horrible place full of selfish people, hypocrites, liars and murderers. Now I know the world is only like that if you look at it that way.

Anon (from the world : places)

My brother thought he was very lucky to have a velour shirt when he was a boy in the 70's. He thought it was a special fabric that only kings and other royalty got to wear.

Anon (from people : appearance)

When I was little I believed that stoplights were activated when they saw their specified color. So, being a redhead, I'd duck every time I saw a stoplight.

Emily (from transport : traffic lights)

Until i was about 6, i used to believe that when the police gave you a ticket, it was a ticket to the movies!

mari (from the law : police)

When I was little, I used to believe we ran on batteries. I believed this until about 8 when I had asked when we needed to replace them and was told how the human body works.

Lisa (from body functions : general)