random beliefs
I used to think that Hitler got both his name and his bad reputation because he went around randomly hitting people.
I remember flying round the sitting room while my mum was ironing it was like swimming through the air and it was probably a dream.
I used to believe that I could take a bath and talk into the water spout and anyone else taking a bath could hear me.
When I was little, I thought there were tiny cameras everywhere and they belonged to the government.
i used to believe that a swat team was actually a squat team, because they squated down behind stuff and waited for the bad guys to run out of bullets.
I used to believe that the electronic "talking" toys had a little guy living inside who's only job was to sit there and supply the voice for the toy.
I used to believe that if I got a pet penguin it could live in the freezer.
once i thought my parents were aliens who were keeping me locked at home ( I was homeschooled) because they knew that I had secret powers that would cause people to itch.
I used to believe that "I rest my case" was what lawyers said when they put their briefcases down on the table in the courtroom.
I used to believe - due to my dad and sisters that "Lassie" - the dog on the TV series was in fact a boy in a dog costume. Hmmm
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