random beliefs

I used to think that Hitler got both his name and his bad reputation because he went around randomly hitting people.

Anon (from the past : history)

I remember flying round the sitting room while my mum was ironing it was like swimming through the air and it was probably a dream.

Malc (from body functions : special powers)

I used to believe that I could take a bath and talk into the water spout and anyone else taking a bath could hear me.

Nikki (from at home : bathrooms)

When I was little, I thought there were tiny cameras everywhere and they belonged to the government.

Brooke (from science : technology)

i used to believe that a swat team was actually a squat team, because they squated down behind stuff and waited for the bad guys to run out of bullets.

tepix (from the law : police)

I used to believe that the electronic "talking" toys had a little guy living inside who's only job was to sit there and supply the voice for the toy.

CM (from kids : toys)

I used to believe that if I got a pet penguin it could live in the freezer.

Dippingmytoes (from animals : general)

once i thought my parents were aliens who were keeping me locked at home ( I was homeschooled) because they knew that I had secret powers that would cause people to itch.

Adam Mulligaersnifer (from kids : i'm different)

I used to believe that "I rest my case" was what lawyers said when they put their briefcases down on the table in the courtroom.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

I used to believe - due to my dad and sisters that "Lassie" - the dog on the TV series was in fact a boy in a dog costume. Hmmm

Nik (from media : tv shows)