random beliefs

I use to believe that thunder was created by 2 clouds bumping into one another. Mom told me this and she still believes it.

Anon (from nature : thunder and lightning)

When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.

Anon (from nature : thunder and lightning)

During my mom's childhood, they told her that if she wasn't sleep by the time Santa came, he would put pepper in her eyes. She was terrified of Santa Claus.

Anon (from make-believe : father christmas)

When i was little i wanted to be a lolly pop lady when i grew up because i truly believed that you got payed in lolly pops so it was my dream job.

linda (from grown-ups : work)

I used to believe that 'heavy metal' meant the musical instruments were literally heavier than usual because they were made of steel or something.

Bloopy (from music : songs)

You know how every state has an official state seal? Until I was in SIXTH grade I thought that every state had a real seal (the animal) at their state capital.

Anon (from the world : politics)

I thought a Monkey was just a baby Gorilla and when they grew up their Tails fell off!

Brainhead (from animals : general)

I used to believe that "car pools" were cars with pools in them, like in the rock videos.

Smart Cookie (from neighbourhood : swimming pools)

When I was a kid I used to believe that if I put a regular egg from the fridge underneath one of my stuffed toys a live, baby version of my toy would hatch.

R3B3C0CK (from kids : toys)

When I was little I knew that heaven was the place you went to when you died. So as we were passing a cemetery I said to my mom "look mom, it's heaven."

Anon (from religion : afterlife)