random beliefs
When I was little I used to believe that a centipede walked like a tank- with a track of legs moving one after the other in a cycle.
I used to believe that spaghetti grew on trees, based on a pasta commercial from the 70s.
I used to think that the Police song, Roxanne, was about traffic lights.
I was about 14 when I figured it out.
I used to believe that when your foot was falling asleep, your brains were actually falling down into your foot.
I still hold my breath when I pass by cemetaries because it is impolite to breathe when other people can't.
I used to think that if I held my breath, closed my eyes, plugged my ears with my hands, and remained completly still, that time all around me would stop... Stop laughing, it could have worked.
In my early years i thought that most of the milk came from cows, but a small amount of milk was produced by the garbagetruck. I always asked my parents if the milk i was drinking were real cow-milk.
When I was a little girl I used to believe cats were broken because of their moter sound when they purr
My older sisters had me believing that electricity was in the ground. I used to go around plugging radios and all sorts of stuff into the ground, and to my surprise, it never worked!
When I was very small, I thought that when you were born you were always a little girl, then you turned into a little boy, then a female, and then a male.
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