random beliefs

When I was little, I used to believe you could actually touch the clouds and wanted to grab part of one and keep it in a box.

pamela (from nature : weather)

When I was younger, I wanted to be a kangaroo SO BADLY when I grew up. My dad spent hours trying to tell me that I couldn't be, and I threw horrible temper tantrums EVERY TIME.

Nony Mouse (from grown-ups : work)

When I was little, I used to think that the shoulder pads worn by American football players were actually their muscles.

tim (from the world : sport)

When I lost a tooth my grandpa told me that I would grow a gold tooth if I never touch my tounge to the empty space where my tooth had fallen out! I use to drive myself crazy!

Amber (from body parts : general)

when I was a little child, I used to believe that lifeinsurance made sure that if I died, a new me would come to live with my mum and dad. nice lifeinsurance, don't you think!?

Live from Norway (from death : people)

My Dad told me that Lamb was man made in a factory, 'cos I wouldn't eat it if I knew it had ben running around in a field.
I believed this for 3 years.

Anthony (from food : general)

I used to believe that any grown woman received the title of 'mom.' I didn't understand why my parents continued to shoot down my dreams of becoming, as I put it, "a mom with no kids."

Amy (from grown-ups : getting older)

i used to think teachers lived in the classrooms b/c they were there before you came and after you left.

josieg (from school : teachers)

I thought that ground turkey refered to turkeys grown underground. I wondered why they did that, as they only ever became little strips...

Gobble (from animals : birds)

No littering $500 fine
I better litter so I don’t get fined!!

Anon (from the law : police)