random beliefs
I used to believe nugget-laying chickens existed. Unlike chicken breast and chicken leg a nugget doesn’t actually look like a body part so I never realized what it really was
I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.
I used to believe that the ridges on the roof of my mouth spelled out "MADE IN JAPAN" just like the words on the bottom of my doll's foot.
My mum's aunt gave her daughter a copy of Jackie magazine. She refused to read it as her name was not Jackie.
I used to believe that during Catholic Mass, when parishoners greet each other and whisper "Peace be with you", they were whispering "psst psst psst".
When I was about 6, I was convinced that I was a talking super hero cat called Tabitha. My Mum was so concerned that she took me to see a councilor.
Me and my sister used to dig holes in the yard because we thought we could dig to china.
I used to think that everyone exept for me was a robot. I got rid of this theory after my friend asked me if I were a robot.
My sister and I believed that we lived inside the earth and that when they sent shuttles into space someone would have to go up on a giant ladder to patch the hole in the sky.
I used to believe that the dishwasher filled all the way up with water when it was used, like an oldschool washing machine, and if you opened it mid-cycle it would flood the house.
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