i used to believe

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I used to believe nugget-laying chickens existed. Unlike chicken breast and chicken leg a nugget doesn’t actually look like a body part so I never realized what it really was

Chicken nuggets (from animals : birds)
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I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.

Booey (from body functions : sleeping)
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I used to believe that the ridges on the roof of my mouth spelled out "MADE IN JAPAN" just like the words on the bottom of my doll's foot.

Karen K (from body parts : general)
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My mum's aunt gave her daughter a copy of Jackie magazine. She refused to read it as her name was not Jackie.

Helen (from language : reading)
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I used to believe that during Catholic Mass, when parishoners greet each other and whisper "Peace be with you", they were whispering "psst psst psst".

Jeff (from religion : church)
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When I was about 6, I was convinced that I was a talking super hero cat called Tabitha. My Mum was so concerned that she took me to see a councilor.

Blue (from kids : i'm different)
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Me and my sister used to dig holes in the yard because we thought we could dig to china.

Savannah (from the world : places)
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I used to think that everyone exept for me was a robot. I got rid of this theory after my friend asked me if I were a robot.

WillThePieGuy (from kids : i'm different)
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My sister and I believed that we lived inside the earth and that when they sent shuttles into space someone would have to go up on a giant ladder to patch the hole in the sky.

Cindy (from nature : outer space)
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I used to believe that the dishwasher filled all the way up with water when it was used, like an oldschool washing machine, and if you opened it mid-cycle it would flood the house.

Anon (from at home : around the house)
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