random beliefs

i used to believe that a carreer as a super hero was possible

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

I was told that if you ever raise your hand to hit your Mother, your hand would stand straight up in your coffin and they would have to break your arm to close it.

Annmarie (from death : people)

I used to believe that cough medicine had a toggle effect. In other words, if you took cough medicine when you didn't have a cold, it gave you a cold

Little Ronny (from body functions : being ill)

I used to believe that if I didn't put the eggs in the fridge fast enough after buying them, they would hatch into chicks.

Alli (from food : general)

I used to believe that if I forgot to feed the cats in the morning somewhere around 7 o'clock, they would drop dead that very day.

Here Kitty Kitty (from animals : cats and dogs)

I'd almost forgotten about this until I read this site, but I used to believe that the reason for AMBULANCE being written backwards (somebody else already mentioned it) was so Russians could read it.

borrrrr (from language : foreign languages)

When I was little my auntie told me that eating beets would turn my poop pink. So I ate the beet, ran in the house five minutes later, and almost immediately told her she was wrong.

Beeter (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

I used to eat doggy chocs until my older brother told me that if I did I would have puppies.

EG (from food : dangerous food)

I used to believe that wild flowers were really "wild". I was terrified at the thought of going into the countryside incase I was attacked by any "wild" flowers.

Peter Sanders (from nature : plants)

I used to believe candy floss were a pink spider web around a stick so I didn't want to eat any. 🍭🕷🕸

Agate (from food : general)