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You know the "pink slips" you got when you were bad? When I first heard of them, I thought they would get an actual pink slip - as in women's underwear!

Boomer (from school : classes)
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I used to think that Luke-Warm water had somthing to do with Luke Skywalker

Anon (from at home : bathrooms)
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I used to believe that you could quit smoking by eating cold turkey:)

Loren (from bad habits : smoking)
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I used to believe that the reason I had to hold my Mom's hand while crossing the street was that so if my Mom got hit by a car, she could drag me down under the car, too. I was a strange child.

Anon (from neighbourhood : in the street)
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I used to think when Mr. Krabs said he was going to fire Spongebob, I thought he actually meant he would set Spongebob on fire!

Anon (from media : tv shows)
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That world war 1 and 2 were actually called WOOL war 1 and 2. i thought sheep and wool were very important if there were two wars about them.

emma (from the past : wars)
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One night my aunt was outside of my 6-year old cousin's door listeneing to her say her prayers, then burst out laughing when my cousin began with, "our father, who farts in Heaven..."

Anon (from religion : prayers)
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Until I was about ten or eleven, I was convinced that vampires lived behind the U-bend of our toilet, and that if I spent too long sitting on the loo that they would come up and attack me.

Mat (from toilets : fear of)
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when i was in kindergarten one of my friend told me her brother told her that when school is over the teachers dont leave they just roll themselves up in the projection screens and shut down.

Anon (from school : teachers)
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When I first heard of Amsterdam I thought it was "Hamster's Den"

Bootlebat (from the world : places)
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