random beliefs
I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.
I thought that serial killers had serial numbers like products did so the cops could identify them easier.
I used to believe that when someone joins the police force, they get their personal car painted and turned into a police car.
I thought Nazis were actually "not-sees" and called that because they could turn invisible, which I figured was why they were so dangerous
I used to believe anyone who disagreed with me was an idiot.
My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey
I used to believe that pictures and posters could see me. So whenever I did something private in my room, I turned all my pictures upsidedown and took down my posters.
I used to believe that cantelope was the stomaches of antelopes
I used to believe that thunder was Santa making toys.
My cousin told me there was a button in London which only the Queen could press and it would blow up the world. I prayed for a very long time that the queen would not get angry!!
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