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I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.

Anon (from school : teachers)
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I thought that serial killers had serial numbers like products did so the cops could identify them easier.

C (from the law : criminals)
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I used to believe that when someone joins the police force, they get their personal car painted and turned into a police car.

Trisha Gaurav (from the law : police)
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I thought Nazis were actually "not-sees" and called that because they could turn invisible, which I figured was why they were so dangerous

Anon (from the past : wars)
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I used to believe anyone who disagreed with me was an idiot.

Catte (from kids : i'm different)
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My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey

keefdave (from religion : characters)
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I used to believe that pictures and posters could see me. So whenever I did something private in my room, I turned all my pictures upsidedown and took down my posters.

Thatnicegirlx97 (from kids : i'm different)
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I used to believe that cantelope was the stomaches of antelopes

Mandy Matthews (from food : general)
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I used to believe that thunder was Santa making toys.

Anon (from make-believe : father christmas)
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My cousin told me there was a button in London which only the Queen could press and it would blow up the world. I prayed for a very long time that the queen would not get angry!!

sarathesimpson (from the world : politics)
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