random beliefs

My father often went to Texas for work. One day my younger sister asked my mother why he spent so much time in taxi's.

Anon (from the world : places)

My dad told me when I was little that when you were sick you needed to fart to get the germs and posions out. If you didn't you would stay sick until you did.

Still like a child (from body functions : farting)

When i was younger i thought germs and bacteria were the same size as me

Tasha (from science : physics)

My Dad was in the Royal Navy, and every other Friday he would have to take his sword to work with him. My brother thought that he was on pirate fighting duty on those days.

Colin (from grown-ups : work)

I know my dog, Palmer, spoke English, he was just really quiet.

Klayne P. (from animals : general)

I knew the "Dr." was an abbreviation for "doctor," but I didn't know it was also an abbreviation for "drive." So whenever I saw a road sign that said "Dr." after a word, I thought it was "doctor."

Anon (from language : reading)

I could talk (bark) with dogs, and
understand everything they were saying.
Other people claimed that I couldn't,
but I thought they were just being stubborn.

Elissa (from animals : cats and dogs)

When I was young, my grandmother told me that dogs attracted lightning. It was her way of keeping wet dogs off the front porch. I believed this for years, it almost seems plausible now.

vicky (from animals : cats and dogs)

I used to believe that my mom could divorce me if I was bad.It used to really upset me.

Shawn Sullivan (from grown-ups : family)

My mom told me that the falling rock signs were where an Indian named "falling rock" was seen and if you looked for him he would push rocks onto your car

Anon (from transport : road signs)