random beliefs

My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

I used to believe that when the sun sets, it means it ran out of batteries, and it recharges during the night.

I also believed the sun ran on batteries.

Nerd (from nature : outer space)

When I was first sent to school, I was convinced it was because my parents wanted to stay home and play with my barbies without me

faerle (from grown-ups : family)

I believed that kittens lived under the tissue lying beneath my tongue. I don't know where I got this idea...but I was pretty sure of it.

Anon (from body parts : general)

I used to think an Afghan hound was a breed of terrorist dog that had to fight in the Taliban!

Anon (from animals : cats and dogs)

I used to believe that "second hand smoke" came from smoking two cigarettes at one time, one in each hand. If smoking was bad for you, second hand smoke was worse.

Bill (from bad habits : smoking)

I used to believe that special effects in films were done by people wearing camera-proof clothing who moved stuff around on the screen.

M!ke (from media : films)

I use to believe that when somebody said "put some elbow grease into it" I thought there was really such a thing as elbow grease.

bingo (from at home : around the house)

I used to believe that waffles were made by tiny elves scooping holes out of pancakes. I also thought that's where doughnut holes came from.

Breakfastlover (from food : general)

When my sister was in kindergarten she thought the dress code was some kind of code that the teachers wrote in by drawing dresses and different dresses meant different words.

Ella (from school : teachers)