random beliefs

When I was little I thought if you opened up the doors in car while on the highway they would act like wings and the car would start flying.

Glen (from transport : cars)

I used to believe that stuffed animals had blood in them as well as stuffing.

Anon (from kids : toys)

I used to think that being fired meant they set you on fire.
Or they just chopped off your head.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

When I was a very small child, for some reason, I pictured God as an enormous, kind looking zebra. Each night, I would say my prayers to a huge zebra! I still have no idea where that came from.

HG (from religion : characters)

i used to believe that santa knew the future and would not bring you Barbies if you made them do bad things with Ken.

Anon (from make-believe : father christmas)

I used to beleive the elevator in the Department store was somewhere you went while they rearranged everything.

Anon (from neighbourhood : going shopping)

When I first started school I didnt understand that you learned to read and write. I thought you drank a potion then you could magically read and write perfectly

PotionDrinker (from school : teachers)

You know the egg carton that had a picture of a elephant on it? Well, I never eat those eggs when I was 8. I used to believe that elephants laid those eggs

Anon (from food : general)

I beleived up until I was about 15 that there were two words for forehead: forehead and forrid. I blame this on living in Essex.

Saggs (from language : spelling)

When I was 3, my brother told me there was a new kind of bee that looked just like dandelion seeds. It was late summer, and I had never experienced quite that level of terror before.

Matt Dukes (from nature : plants)