random beliefs

When I was younger, my Uncle was, and is still, extremely fat. When we would ask him why his stomach stuck out so much, he would say there was an alien living inside of it.

Hannah (from body parts : general)

After watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" I thought that cartoon characters were just people in cartoon costumes.

Ryan (from media : cartoons)

when i was i child i used to believe that everyday there was a new sun in the sky.

wally (from science : physics)

I used to scoff at kids who somehow got the idea the people in Australia were upside down, since I knew that they were exactly like us, except that if they jumped they wouldn't come back down.

Starch (from the world : places)

If you were good and went to Heaven you would get all your broke and lost toys back fixed and shiney, but if you were bad and went to hell, you would get all your poops and pee back.

alpope23 (from religion : afterlife)

I used to think that houses were carved out of huge boulders with a chisel and hammer. I always wondered where they could find so many big boulders.

Me (from at home : around the house)

I used to tell everyone that I was allergic to concrete - because when I fell on it, it hurt. I have since learned that it's an allergy that has afflicted 100% of the population

Janette (from body functions : being ill)

I used to believe that my parents and aunts and uncles visted the graves of their parents so frequently because they were old too, and going to join them there soon.

Kresel (from death : people)

I used to believe that one of my teachers morphed into my cat and spied on me at home. I was always scared to do anything while the cat was watching!

Emz (from animals : cats and dogs)

It took me a long time to figure out that "gorilla cheese sandwiches" were indeed grilled, not prepared by with or for a gorilla.

Suzy (from food : general)