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I used to believe we couldn't have satellite television because the trees were too tall around our house. Yes, my Dad really told me that was why.

Anon (from at home : around the house)
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Until I learned that minor and miner were homonyms, I thought that the reason miners could not buy tobacco was because it would be dangerous to light a match around dynamite.

Dave (from grown-ups : work)
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Once I awoke in the night and the clock said 1:00, and I got scared because one hundred was the biggest number in existence. I couldn't go to sleep until I saw it change to 1:01.

Leora (from time : general)
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Mormons ate Miracle Whip. Catholics ate mayonnaise. This was one of many differences between the 2 religions I noticed growing up in Salt Lake City.

Anon (from religion : church)
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I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.

Cookie (from nature : landscape)
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I beleived that macaroni was made from 'crow knees' - they took the skin off the bird's legs and that was macaroni.

Jason (from food : general)
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Oh, what a cruel child I was. I told my sister of 3 that thunder was giants' feet. Yes, she was terrified, and yes, my mum did tell me off.

They Might Be Giants (from make-believe : monsters)
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I used to believe that black and white animals i.e, pandas, penguins, zebras, white tigers, etc. were the ones God had forgotten to color in his coloring book.

Kay (from religion : characters)
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I used to belive that BBQ Ribs came from humans. When my older sister and dad ate them i closed my eyes, thinking of the person who gave up a rib for them to eat. I though all the way till i was 12!

Anon (from food : general)
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At one time, I believed that Satan's true form was that demonic dog from Looney Toons (the red one with the powerful voice and horns.)

enigma (from religion : characters)
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