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Disney once told me Every time a baby giggles a fairy is born. I believed it and asked my mom how many times i giggled!

Anon (from make-believe : fairies)
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when i was young i used to believe that you prayed over food to cool it down, then i asked my mommy "do you pray over cereal"? she said yeah. and i was like "but its cold!!!"

dominique (from religion : prayers)
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i used to think there were tiny see through crystals under the carpert and that the shed was a pink fairy palace after dark. (i was a bit of an optimist)

rhi (from at home : around the house)
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I use to believe that a Quarterback was a refund.

Clueless (from the world : sport)
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I used to believe that when the sun sets, it means it ran out of batteries, and it recharges during the night.

I also believed the sun ran on batteries.

Nerd (from nature : outer space)
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After hearing the phrase "time is money" I used to believe that money and time were essentially the same thing. So since 60 seconds equaled one minute, I thought 60 cents were equal to a dollar.

ERICK COCHA (from the world : money)
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As a ploy to keep us from putting small rubber toys in our mouths, our parents told us that toys were made out of boogies. I imagined a toy factory, where the workers picked their noses...

kim e (from kids : toys)
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When I was young and saw an orchestra playing I used to believe the conductor was waving a magic wand and making the instruments play by themselves.

Steve (from make-believe : magic tricks)
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My sister told me that telephone poles got medals for being the best telephone poles. I believed her for years. Turns out, they were serial numbers.

Amy (from at home : around the house)
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I used to think that the Police song, Roxanne, was about traffic lights.

I was about 14 when I figured it out.

HP (from music : songs)
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