random beliefs
I used to believe, when I was a child, that the reason you couldn't eat on the toilet was because your body couldn't handle food going in as 'food' was coming out.
I used to believe that if you didn't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, you couldn't leave the bathroom.
Because, when I was six, I travelled by aeroplane from Rochester to Jersey, changing planes at Southend, I used to believe that Southend was in the sky.
When my cousin was younger his name was Alexander and he thought his middle name was "ander"
I used to believe my nieghboor jose invented the language spanish and he got rich and bought cars
I used to believe that my mom could divorce me if I was bad.It used to really upset me.
until I was a teenager I believed that it was more expensive to sit upstairs on a doubledecker bus. This was so that my mother would not have to climb the stairs with her bags of shopping.
I used to believe that I could smell when it was going to snow.
(I still can!)
I used to believe that water towers were detention centres for naughty dolphins
My dad once told me that the giant rolled-up hay bales that we would pass as we drove through the countryside were elephant poop. I believed that until I went on a 7th grade trip to the zoo.
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