random beliefs

When i was in about 2nd grade i thought that since my parents were named Ann and Larry that everyone, when they got married, changed their name to be Ann and Larry.

susannah (from grown-ups : marriage)

I used to believe that some puddles had bottoms and if you jumped in others you'd fall forever and ever.

abi (from nature : water)

not only did i think a hypotenuse was an animal, but i also thought that a hyperbole (pronounced "hyper-bowl") was a cousin of a hypotenuse or something. they were all in the hippopotamus family.

molly pelavin (from animals : general)

When I was younger I used think when a jet in the sky had the white fuely smoke behind it it was because it dragged a cloud with it when it went through one.

FightingTheFooDG (from transport : aeroplanes)

When I first started to hear about sci-fi movies, I thought that when two people kissed in a movie it was a special effect because they were not lovers in real life...

VB (from media : films)

I used to believe that my body was a costume with me in it.

Silver (from body parts : general)

I had a belief about the facts of life. When I was about 9 I asked my mum what the facts of life were, because a friend said he knew 7 facts of life and wouldn't tell me what they were!

Max (from people : lies)

I used to think that my cats knew much more than humans do--regarding the meaning of life. I always thought they saw and talked to God...and knew what Heaven looked like.

Anon (from animals : cats and dogs)

I couldn't understand why my grandmother wore an ear-grenade (hearing aid). It sounded very dangerous to me

Anon (from grown-ups : getting older)

I used to believe that if you didn't go to sleep, the sun would never come up.

terri (from body functions : sleeping)