random beliefs

My youngest nephew (aged 4), when telling the story of Easter, told us that on the crosses were Jesus and two Ninjas.

Diana Kane (StarFirefly26) (from religion : characters)

I thought the Virgin Islands were owned by Richard Branson until I was 24.

LJ (from nature : landscape)

I used to think veternarians and vegetarians were the same thing. In my mind, veternarians didn't eat meat because they loved animals. It seemed logical at the time.

Anon (from language : speaking)

Airplanes got places faster because it was actually a shorter distance up there.

Anon (from transport : aeroplanes)

Mormons ate Miracle Whip. Catholics ate mayonnaise. This was one of many differences between the 2 religions I noticed growing up in Salt Lake City.

Anon (from religion : church)

When my mum was brushing my hair at night, I used to have lots of tangles and she would say that I had knots in my hair, I understoud nuts and would be very confused.

Anon (from body parts : hair)

I believed that there was an actual number inside you, somewhere near your stomach, that would change on your birthday. I swear I could feel it "changing" when I woke up on my birthday.

Anon (from people : birthdays)

I used to believe that small people lived behind your eyes. They poured buckets of water out when you cried and controlled your eyes by moving the stems back and forth.

Anon (from body parts : eyes)

I thought that because I am called Elizabeth, I was the next Queen of England, and I only lived with my family because the royal family wanted me to have a proper upbringing.

Elizabeth, obviously. (from kids : i'm different)

I used to believe that my parents drove the car like a plane - push on the steering wheel to go faster, pull to go slower

Anon (from transport : cars)