random beliefs
when i was 6 i used to belive if u ate ur toe nails u would grow a foot in ur stomach
I used to think that 'the pulitzer prize' was actually, "Pull It - Surprise!" -- Like, you pull a rope and something might fall on you...
My dad he used to tell me that mannequins were actually people who had been frozen.
I used to think that if you sprayed some perfume/body spray on you right after you sprayed a different one, the different scents would create an explosion and damage.
I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.
I used to believe that inhaling the smell of tar from roadworks was good for you, my mother used to take me around roadworks because she said it cleared your airways out!!
I used to believe that a funeral organist was the person who collected the body parts of the dead
Up until I was nine my uncle told me that the round bales of hay were cow eggs.
I used to believe that toliets ate you after you flushed them
I used to believe that skyscrapers were people that went on top of buildings and scraped the sky because people couldn't see over the clouds.
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