random beliefs

when i was younger i believed that the english language was invented by a group of four or so biblical looking characters who sat around in a cave taking it in turns to invent words for things.

jim (from language : spelling)

I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.

Sherri (from religion : church)

Not me but my classmate. He thought that stereotyping was listening to the stereo.

Anon (from language : speaking)

My best friend used to be convinced that the song "I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker" was actually "I Wish I Was A Prawn Cracker"

Befuddled (from music : misheard lyrics)

When I was younger, I thought that the pieces of seaweed that washed up on the beach were shark guts. For years, I ran away whenever I saw them, and I wouldn't got in the water.

Lolo (from animals : general)

I used to think that the driving range at a golf course was a track for racing golf carts to keep the non-golfers amused.

Mike (from the world : sport)

I used to believe that if you picked your nose deep enough, you would find gold because whenever my dad caught me picking, he would ask, "Ya diggin for gold?" I had a lot of nosebleeds as a child.

Bingalingadingdo (from bad habits : picking my nose)

When I was little, I thought that it was actually my pants farting. My mom still asks me if my pants just farted.

blame it on the pants. (from body functions : farting)

I used to wonder why we all wanted to go to heaven to just play a harp. That sounded boring. But, I wasn't supposed to like Hell either.

Klayne P. (from religion : afterlife)

My son aged 17 recently divulged that when he was told that Jesus was a carpenter he thought that he laid carpets!!!Lots of demand for shag pile in Bethlehem !

Irene A (from religion : characters)