random beliefs

If you pee your pants too many times, the pee-pee fairy will decide you can't handle the pee-pee you have and switch your gender.

Jeanine (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

I used to believe that limes were baby lemons. I would pick the little "limes" off of the lemon tree for food. I was 21 when I found out that they were not the same fruit.

Anon (from food : general)

My youngest nephew (aged 4), when telling the story of Easter, told us that on the crosses were Jesus and two Ninjas.

Diana Kane (StarFirefly26) (from religion : characters)

When I was small I was told that sausages came from pigs and I thought there was a little hole in their sides where the sausages came out. I even drew it for my teacher for homework

Laura (from animals : general)

On the brief occasion I was bought a packet of Opal Fruits I'd be really sad if it contained lots of green ones as I thought they were lettuce flavour....

softlad (from food : nasty food)

My stepmother told me when I was about 5 years old that in order for your body to get the vitamins out of peanut butter you had to drink milk with it. I believed that for years!!

Laura (from food : general)

I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.

Anon (from media : radio)

Another religious animal (see Gladys the cross-eyed bear) was that American reptile "the prairie tortoise" who always seemed to feature just before the "Our Father"

paul (from religion : prayers)

When my cousin and I were teenagers, she
used to think that the Stacy Q song "Two of
Hearts" was actually "2 poptarts". mmm, yum!

PixieGoth (from music : misheard lyrics)

my nan had 9 out of 10 fingers amputated and so she used to tell me that she picked her nose and the cockroachs ate them. :S i actually belived her...

Bea (from bad habits : picking my nose)