random beliefs

When I was small I thought Shepherd's Pie was made out of dead shepherds! I cried in a restaurant when I was forced to finish my meal!

Laura (from food : general)

I used to think volleyball was actually called "ball-y ball"

Anon (from language : speaking)

I thought if someone asked something and said please you had no choice but to do it (I think my dad told me this once when I wouldn't do something)

Hexetic (from people : lies)

I used to think it was the United STEAKS of America and that cows must be really important in the U.S.

Jake (from the world : places)

I used to believe...when school teachers went to their "teacher's break room", they worked on and built rockets to fight the Soviets and Cubans (back during the Missile Crisis).

Hollis (from school : teachers)

When i was young i thought that i could break a rope cause it is skinnier then my arm, i found out i couldn't even break dental floss.

nph (from body functions : special powers)

i used to believe that cows were just grown up sheep! This was due to my mother saying "You'll be old as cows before you realise."!

Charlotte geande (from animals : general)

I used to believe that Jehovah's Witnesses were 'Hovis Witnesses' who would force me to eat the hated Hovis brown bread.

Jan (from religion : church)

Until I learned that minor and miner were homonyms, I thought that the reason miners could not buy tobacco was because it would be dangerous to light a match around dynamite.

Dave (from grown-ups : work)

When I was little my big sister told me to say hi and be nice to the mannequins at the mall because they were people too!

Judy (from neighbourhood : going shopping)