random beliefs

Since the current day is today and the next one tomorrow, I used to be sure that the day before today was toyesterday.

Z (from time : general)

when i was in kindergarten one of my friend told me her brother told her that when school is over the teachers dont leave they just roll themselves up in the projection screens and shut down.

Anon (from school : teachers)

For thanksgiving my grandmother would always make this red cabbage steu and my aunt told me that it was frog guts. I still wont eat it to this day.

Anon (from food : nasty food)

I used to believe that the phrase "add sugar to taste" on products meant that if you did not add sugar it would not taste

Anon (from food : general)

I used to believe that if I was very still and very quiet, that I would turn invisible. I was sorely disappointed to find out that it didn't work.

Uninvisible (from make-believe : magic tricks)

cantaloups are baby antelopes

Anon (from animals : general)

When I visited the public library as a little kid, I assumed most of the books in the grown-up section were filled with pictures of people "doing it".

toon (from language : reading)

When I was young, I never could understand how they could get the people pictured on the obituary pages to smile. After all, they were dead!

arline (from death : people)

I use to believe if I ate something electronic Id have electric powers

jack L (from body functions : special powers)

I used to believe that I was the ONLY person in the world named "Gina". I even argued with my sisters about it for a whole afternoon. Then I asked my mom and she told me the hurtful truth.

Gina (from people : names)