random beliefs

When I was first sent to school, I was convinced it was because my parents wanted to stay home and play with my barbies without me

faerle (from grown-ups : family)

So when I was little I used to think the alphabet song just named a lot of letters and I spent inordinate amounts of time trying to think of the letters that weren't in the song.

Megan (from language : spelling)

I used to believe that if you "did your business" with the lights off that you would go blind... stupid lying big sisters!!

Anon (from toilets : fear of)

I used to believe that a cow produced different kinds of liquids from every teat. There was light milk, whole milk, cream, and whiskey. Because that's what my dad told me.

Ellioth (from animals : general)

I thought that 1983 went on for 3 years - had to ask my sister who decided how long a year lasted.

Sally (from time : general)

I used to believe that the kidneys are showers for the red blood cells; the water we drink washes the blood cells to clean them and the sewage goes to the bladder.

Faith (from body functions : general)

My dad told me SPAM was made of Squirrel, Possum, and Mice YUM YUM

Suzanne (from food : general)

when i was younger my mam used to say that the tv didnt work when it was sunny outside, so we had to go outside and play...me and my brothers believed her for years

Anon (from people : lies)

I used to believe that I could pull my ears off. So every night before going to bed, I would tug relentlesly at my ears! Why I wanted them to come off I don't know!

Anna (from body parts : general)

Mother told me that if I slept with my socks on I would wake up with cow hooves. I still won't sleep with socks on.

Linda (from body functions : sleeping)