random beliefs

when I was younger, my cousin never stopped playing with his belly button. my grampa once told him that if he continued doing it, his bum would fall off.

Nathalie (from body parts : belly buttons)

I used to believe that jelly came from jellyfish

Anon (from animals : general)

Until I was about 18 I thought that the lyrics to Madonnas 'Erotic' were,

'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.'

He was on childrens television a lot at the time.

Blue (from music : misheard lyrics)

When i was little i was told God had lots of power so i always pictured him sitting in a big throne in and electric sub-station

lemmy (from religion : characters)

When I was very little, I used to believe that when you had an itch, it was due to little men inside your skin who were tickling you with feathers.

Yeah.

Anon (from body functions : general)

When I was about 5 a friend of mine told me that the tufted grass that you see on roadside embankments was the hair of dead people that had been buried in the hillside.

Anon (from death : people)

I asked my mother where does ham come from. She replied "a pig". I though a pig came to the door and dropped off the ham.

jeanne (from food : general)

I wouldn't wear stripy socks because I used to believe the stripes dug into your feet

Shirley Reeves (from people : appearance)

When I was little I thought that only 1 person in the world could have hiccups at one time. (Until me and my mom had the hiccups at the same time)

garrett (from body functions : general)

My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey

keefdave (from religion : characters)