random beliefs
I used to think that being fired meant they set you on fire.
Or they just chopped off your head.
I used to think that an air guitar was a real instrument. I though it was a guitar powered by air..
When i was a kid my mum told me that i was an accident so in my lil child mind i thought that there was an accident as in car accident and that i was born in it
When I was about 4 or 5 my mom told me not to break the coffee table because "a lot of money went into that". Of course being a small child I tried to break it open so I could get the money out!
I thought that all the birds have their ears under their wings. Evertime a bird wanted to hear it has to lift the lef/right wing.
i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me so
when i was a kid, my mom told me that my belly button was a scar from where an indian shot me in the belly. fortunately she was able to sew it up...
I used to think that the driving range at a golf course was a track for racing golf carts to keep the non-golfers amused.
I thought seeing red meant you if you were really mad your vision literally got a red tint to it. I figured I had just never got mad enough for it to happen
I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.
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