i used to believe

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I used to think that being fired meant they set you on fire.
Or they just chopped off your head.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)
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I used to think that an air guitar was a real instrument. I though it was a guitar powered by air..

Amanda (from music : songs)
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When i was a kid my mum told me that i was an accident so in my lil child mind i thought that there was an accident as in car accident and that i was born in it

Serena (from grown-ups : family)
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When I was about 4 or 5 my mom told me not to break the coffee table because "a lot of money went into that". Of course being a small child I tried to break it open so I could get the money out!

Tyler (from at home : around the house)
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I thought that all the birds have their ears under their wings. Evertime a bird wanted to hear it has to lift the lef/right wing.

Fritte (from animals : birds)
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i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me so

Anon (from food : general)
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when i was a kid, my mom told me that my belly button was a scar from where an indian shot me in the belly. fortunately she was able to sew it up...

Anon (from body parts : belly buttons)
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I used to think that the driving range at a golf course was a track for racing golf carts to keep the non-golfers amused.

Mike (from the world : sport)
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I thought seeing red meant you if you were really mad your vision literally got a red tint to it. I figured I had just never got mad enough for it to happen

Olcasgean (from body parts : eyes)
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I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.

Anon (from school : teachers)
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