random beliefs

When I was a kid i used to believe that cows had a fridge in there stomach and thats where they got there milk. :)

lily (from food : milk)

I though John Wayne was the bravest man in the world as he won the Second World War and still had time to kill all those Indians.

G W Bush (from the past : wars)

When I was young I had a plan to shoot big piles of paper up to the sun so it would never burn out.

Waterbottle (from nature : outer space)

Until very recently I beleived that "bread and water" was actually bread, with water mixed together into a icky mush.

da icee man (from food : nasty food)

I used to believe that the digestive sytem was only for people who ate digestives, and being as i hated them, i either didnt have a digestive system, or didn't use it.

Anon (from body functions : eating)

When I was little I used to be terrified of fiberglass insulation. I used to think that if I got too close to it, it would reach out from the walls and suck me in and eat me alive.

Heather (from at home : around the house)

When i ws a kid, i taught that ants where nice and spiders where evil, and they where fighting in an endless war

Anon (from animals : creepy crawlies)

When I first heard about "Adult Top 40" music, I thought it was a type of music only adults were allowed to listen to, because each song would have 40 bad words in it.

Louie (from media : radio)

I always thought that when you were ready to get married, you would go to a huge warehouse of people and walk around until you found the one you liked.

John (from grown-ups : marriage)

After people got married, I believed they went to the moon for their holiday. I was quite putout (at the age of 10) that my family laughed - why else would it be called a honeymoon?

Anon (from grown-ups : marriage)