random beliefs

Until very recently I beleived that "bread and water" was actually bread, with water mixed together into a icky mush.

da icee man (from food : nasty food)

when i was little i thought that little alligators would come out of the toilet after flushing it. Every time i used the bathroom i would run out immediately after flushing!

say.impg (from toilets : fear of)

When I was younger I used think when a jet in the sky had the white fuely smoke behind it it was because it dragged a cloud with it when it went through one.

FightingTheFooDG (from transport : aeroplanes)

I used to believe that a funeral organist was the person who collected the body parts of the dead

Anon (from death : people)

I used to believe that I would never get married because I snored. I thought that no boy would ever like a girl that snored.

My husband snores way worse than me!

Misty (from body functions : general)

We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.

Robyn (from animals : cats and dogs)

i used to believe that scuba divers went to school to learn how to breath under water like fish do. my cousins told me this

timmy (from nature : water)

When I was a kid, I'd never heard of Wales, so I thought that Princess Diana was Princess of Whales. I always pictured her riding on an orca.

Anon (from the world : nationalities)

My mom used to always tell me, "You are what you eat." So I thought that if I ever ate a bug, or something still alive, I would turn into it.

Railegh (from animals : creepy crawlies)

My mum always told me not to put my nose too close to flowers to smell them because insects would crawl in and eventually make their way to my brain and never come out again.

Cathy (from nature : plants)