random beliefs

My mom told me that the falling rock signs were where an Indian named "falling rock" was seen and if you looked for him he would push rocks onto your car

Anon (from transport : road signs)

When I was younger, I used to think that moustaches were just very long nose hairs.

Mike (from body parts : hair)

My mom used to tell me if I ate mustard I would grow mustard.

Anon (from body functions : eating)

When I was little I swallowed an ice cube and thought I was going to freeze.

Squirrel 1254 (from food : dangerous food)

I used to believe that I could smell when it was going to snow.
(I still can!)

sw (from nature : weather)

I used to believe that after a person had surgery the surgeon would run them under a giant sewing machine to stich them together again

Makenna (from body parts : general)

I thought the “rec” button on tape recorders said wreck and it would wreck your tape if you pushed it!

Alberto Richardson (from science : technology)

You know how every state has an official state seal? Until I was in SIXTH grade I thought that every state had a real seal (the animal) at their state capital.

Anon (from the world : politics)

I used to believe that God and Mary were married and they got divorced and Mary married Joseph and then Mary and Joseph had Jesus

Theresa (from religion : characters)

I used to believe that the street lights around the country were all operated on one switch, and that when dusk came, Princess Diana would flick the switch and make all the street lights come on.

creepylesbo (from neighbourhood : in the street)