random beliefs

My eldest brother convinced me that as bees made honey, wasps made jam conserves - I still 30 years later have a sneaking suspicion that it's true

Ian Martin (from animals : creepy crawlies)

While singing Christmas carols as a child, I was confused by "Angels We Have Heard on High." Instead of "in excelsis Deo," I thought it was "in Aunt Chelsea's stable."

G (from music : misheard lyrics)

I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.

Anon (from media : radio)

I used to believe that when restaurants said "free delivery," it meant that if you had the food delivered, it would be completely free.

Anon (from food : general)

I used to think that the Police song, Roxanne, was about traffic lights.

I was about 14 when I figured it out.

HP (from music : songs)

When I was little I used to believe that we all lived in a gaint shoe box that belonged to gaints and the stars where the air holes from when they put the lid on at night!

Katrina (from nature : landscape)

I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.

HOLLIS (from school : teachers)

I used to believe when I was 4 that when it rained, it rained across the whole world.

Anon (from nature : weather)

When I was a kid, I used to believe that if I stepped on a bug, it would step on me in the other world.

Anon (from animals : creepy crawlies)

I thought that "peameal bacon" was actually "female bacon" and that "Hollandaise sauce" was "Holiday sauce" 'cause you only have it on holidays.

e. (from food : general)