random beliefs

I used to think that a mosque was a place where mosquitoes live.

Anon (from religion : church)

When my sister was little, she thought that the designated hitter at a baseball game was the hitter that didn't drink!

Queeny (from the world : sport)

I thought the bass and tremble knob on the car radio said bass and terrible and I always wondered why would anyone set it to that if it sounded terrible

Eindrek (from language : reading)

I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting.

Anon (from food : general)

When I was little I used to believe that my grandma's grey hair meant that she was going to die soon, that's why my mom always told her to dye her hair.

Kari (from death : people)

Apparently, my mom and her friends were very ladylike. Until I was about 23 and living with my fiancee, I was utterly convinced that females were physically incapable of farting.

Jaede (from body functions : farting)

My wife used to believe that the purpose of the stick shift in her Dad's car was to stir the gas.

Curt (from transport : cars)

At the age of 4 I thought the bands on the radio were in our speakers, so I tore into them to get to the beatles!

Julieann100 (from media : radio)

because i always saw a lot of birds perched on telephone lines, i used to believe that they were built so that the birds could rest

Anon (from animals : birds)

I used to believe that if I would get "returned" to Wal-mart if I behaved badly because "he still had the receipt."

Nikkie (from grown-ups : family)