random beliefs

I used to believe...when school teachers went to their "teacher's break room", they worked on and built rockets to fight the Soviets and Cubans (back during the Missile Crisis).

Hollis (from school : teachers)

I used to believe that 'heavy metal' meant the musical instruments were literally heavier than usual because they were made of steel or something.

Bloopy (from music : songs)

I used to believe that when you pooped in the toilet it went down to a witches kitchen and she made cookies out of it and tries to make people eat them

Anon (from at home : bathrooms)

My Dad use to tell me if I pouted and stuck my lower lip out, a bird would come and poop on my lip.

Tom (from animals : birds)

When I was young, I couldn't figure out how my insides fit together. I finally decided that it was like the sky at night, very dark, and that my organs just floated around in there, like stars.

Janice (from body parts : general)

I use to believe that all the homes were taken by the road side because every where we move it was a house down a long path.

S Moye (from at home : around the house)

I believed that burglars ate soap & lipstick

Karen (from the law : criminals)

As a young child I believed that when I turned into an adult I'd have to go in the store naked to get adult clothes.

Anon (from grown-ups : getting older)

I thought that ground turkey refered to turkeys grown underground. I wondered why they did that, as they only ever became little strips...

Gobble (from animals : birds)

Whenever my fingers wrinkled from staying in the pool too long, I thought I was aging faster.

The Mortal Elf (from neighbourhood : swimming pools)