random beliefs

My girlfriend used to think her "feelings" were in her ankle, or somewhere around there. So whenever someone hurt her feelings she'd rub her ankles.

Adam (from body parts : general)

When I was little my dad told me that grasshopper cookies were really made of grasshoppers so I would NEVER touch his cookies.

TH (from food : general)

When I was little, I used to think that (after watching in slow motion) centers in football pooped the football to quarterbacks. I s*** you not.

Scott (from the world : sport)

I never knew why my grandma would stir her tea, so I came to believe that stirring a drink in a circular motion would cool it down, while stirring it in a side-to-side motion would heat it up.

Anon (from food : drinks)

I used to think that people who experimented with drugs actually put them in test tubes and did chemistry experiments to see what was in them. (I couldn't see how that would be any fun.)

Ralph (from the law : drugs)

i use to belive that chewing gum was a tablet so you only had it if you were ill

Adam (from food : chewing gum)

I believed that Santa Clause lived on the moon. I mean how else could he see you when you was sleeping?

danger101 (from make-believe : father christmas)

I used to think prune juice was called "pooin' juice", because you drank it when you were constipated. I thought the name sounded totally nasty!

the cool anon (from food : drinks)

I used to believe that you need to hide from Santa Clause, cause my parents always told me to wait in the bathroom until he was gone :))

soja (from make-believe : father christmas)

When I was little I used to think that my uncle lived in a bus shelter.

tigga (from grown-ups : family)