random beliefs
when i was in kindergarten one of my friend told me her brother told her that when school is over the teachers dont leave they just roll themselves up in the projection screens and shut down.
I used to think that since everyone referred to me as 'you', my name was 'you', and I would always say "Pick you up, please!"
I used to think that cars with radios had ants in the boot that sang all the songs and trained for years to change their voices so nobody would know they were there.
i believed that whatever part Of chicken you ate, that that's where it went in your body. like, wings went to your arms and thighs to your legs. i must have had a lot of chicken breasts!
I used to believe that the handicap symbol was a person sitting on a toilet, and the reason these parking spaces were near the entrance of a building was because that person really had to pee.
I thought if i could catch the tooth fairy i got to keep all the money. So whenever i lost a tooth i would put it on a mouse trap.
I used to believe that special effects in films were done by people wearing camera-proof clothing who moved stuff around on the screen.
I used to believe that there was no way adults could have friends, that it was just a kid thing. I still sort of believe this, even though I'm 17 and most of my friends are legal adults.
A friend told me of how her older sister covinced her that she was adopted by the family - to provide spare parts for the other members!!
My Dad told me that biting my nails would result in a large toenail being attached to my stomach lining.
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