random beliefs

my mum once said to me that my dad didn't have a bottom, refering to how small it was supposedly, i littrally beleived that his legs just joined into his back.

ahab (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that petrol was something you bought in jars and looked similar to mayonnaise, and that everyone had a large stash of these jars in the boot of their car.

Anon (from transport : cars)

steel wool comes from steel sheep

tg (from animals : general)

I used to believe ham came from hamsters. What's worse is I was totally fine with eating it!

Kara (from food : general)

I used to believe the world spoke English except for French when I was little boy. I thought only the French spoke French. In the end one day a German spoke to me...

yop.op (from language : speaking)

I used to think that people were either born adults or kids and you were paired up with and adult who takes care of you.

anonymous (from grown-ups : family)

when i watched grandstand on a saturday, i used to think that if you came last in the 4th division at the end of the season, you would get releagated to the scottish first division

kernow (from the world : sport)

Up until i was 14 i truly beleived that cooking chocolate had a laxative effect unless it had been cooked for adding to cakes.

Dean J Mitchell (from food : nasty food)

When I was little me and my twin brother used to think people would drive big trucks into the ocean and poor salt in the ocean.

Temple and Jack (from nature : water)

I thought a "cold sore" on your mouth was the same thing as "coleslaw" and so avoided eating it for years.

Helen (UK) (from food : nasty food)