random beliefs

once i thought my parents were aliens who were keeping me locked at home ( I was homeschooled) because they knew that I had secret powers that would cause people to itch.

Adam Mulligaersnifer (from kids : i'm different)

I was convinced that I could invent a machine that would pressurize wood, but denying it oxygen, it would not burn, but melt. I'm still not convinced it's impossible. :-)

Andrew Weaver (from science : chemistry)

i uesd to believe that when "if your happy and you know it clap your hands" song was the way for a teacher to see who was happy and who was cranky that day.

blake (from music : songs)

I used to believe that if you reversed the radio plug in the socket the music and words would come out upside down and backwards.

Chris Morris (from media : radio)

My older sisters had me believing that electricity was in the ground. I used to go around plugging radios and all sorts of stuff into the ground, and to my surprise, it never worked!

John Pratt (from science : technology)

When I was 5, I came home from school begging my mum for 20p so I could buy a puppy. Boy was I dissapointed the next day when they were only selling poppies for rememberence day.

Naomi (from language : speaking)

I used to believe that when restaurants said "free delivery," it meant that if you had the food delivered, it would be completely free.

Anon (from food : general)

I could talk (bark) with dogs, and
understand everything they were saying.
Other people claimed that I couldn't,
but I thought they were just being stubborn.

Elissa (from animals : cats and dogs)

Before the invention of the camera, everything looked like a cartoon with the quality/effect of oil painting.

MD Caruso (from the past : history)

When I was little I used to think that the oval-shaped water tower in my home town was a storage chamber for a gigantic dinosaur egg and one day it was going to hatch and crush us like godzilla.

Jessy (from neighbourhood : water towers)