random beliefs

I knew a boy in first grade who didn't think people from England spoke English. As best I can figure it, he figured that accents qualified as other languages.

Anon (from language : foreign languages)

When I was very young, about 4 years old, I believed that I lived in the "United Skates of America". I really loved roller skating at the time..

Anon (from the world : nationalities)

i thought fog had something to do with frogs

Anon (from nature : weather)

when i was little, i used to believe that whatever food your mom ate the most when she was pregnant would be your favorite food when you were born.

Lauren (from body functions : eating)

Here's a really funny one: I used to think that when you got up on a plane to go to the loo, the pilot would stop the plane in mid-air until you're out again.

Natasha (from transport : aeroplanes)

I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.

Booey (from body functions : sleeping)

I used to believe that doctors lived off of medicine until I saw my own doctor at the grocery store buying chicken.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

I used to believe that kissing was illegal until you were married, and that movie stars got special government permissions.

Anon (from the law : criminals)

I used to wonder why people didn't use his first name when they spoke of McJagger of the Rolling Stones.

silly me (from music : pop stars)

When I was little I knew that heaven was the place you went to when you died. So as we were passing a cemetery I said to my mom "look mom, it's heaven."

Anon (from religion : afterlife)