random beliefs

I used to have a big rock that i thought was a triceratops egg, and i believed that if I sat on it long enough it would hatch.

Anon (from animals : general)

my dad used to tell me that teachers had no first names and that is why we call them MS. and Mr. that was till i realized that he and my mom were both teachers and they both had first names.

Kaytlu (from school : teachers)

When I was little during a discussion about god with my mother she told me that "god is everywhere"

I became extremely concerned and asked her, "so if I step on the grass do I hurt god?"

Rachel (from religion : characters)

That Strippers were the ladies who stripped the tablecloths off the tables in night clubs at the end of the evening.

Catherine (from grown-ups : work)

When I was little, I used to believe that snot was brain juice.

Anon (from body functions : general)

I used to believe that if you "did your business" with the lights off that you would go blind... stupid lying big sisters!!

Anon (from toilets : fear of)

My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree.

Anon (from nature : plants)

the country of singapore was a giant white dormatory where everyone lived together.

i don't know where i came up with this one.

oger (from the world : places)

I remember keeping an egg (from the carton) in my bed for like a week because I thought it would hatch if I kept it warm. Not sure how I didn't break it.

Judy (from food : general)

When I was a kid I never realized there were airports, so I thought planes had long ladders that you climbed up.

Jeff (from transport : aeroplanes)