random beliefs

When I was very small, I thought that as we got older, we went back in time. So I figured I'd get to be a gladiator when I grew up.

Jim knows better now (from grown-ups : getting older)

When I was little i thought that the mirrors in the bathroom were actually cameras and people were watching me, so i sang and danced for them and even did toliet paper commercials.

Lynnsey (from at home : mirrors)

I once asked my dad why the police can't catch the robbers since the stripey tops, black masks and swag bag give them away. Obviously all burglars where this attire all the time!

Baggins (from the law : criminals)

I used to believe that the lane divider reflector bumps in the road were to alert blind people when they were changing lanes.

Nonny (from transport : cars)

When I was little I used to believe that if I went up the stairs in the dark then I would never reach the top. I would just keep walking up the stairs for ever.

Graeme (from at home : around the house)

When I was in jr. kindergarten a little boy threw a worm in my hair and for years after I believed that people carried umbrellas because worms fell from the sky.

Laura (from nature : weather)

when i was around 10 years old i believe that the lizard and mosquitos are somekind of hidden surveillance camera that my parents use to check out on my behaviour when they're not around.

dien (from animals : general)

I used to believe that freckles were angel kisses.

Anon (from body parts : skin)

When I was younger, my parents somehow convinced me that when you felt like you had already done something before, you were having a ménage à trois, instead of experiencing déjà vu.

Haley (from language : foreign languages)

That adults came into the world as adults and were never children

Anon (from grown-ups : getting older)