random beliefs
Broken bones meant that your arm or leg was separated from your body.
I used to believe that the ridges on the roof of my mouth spelled out "MADE IN JAPAN" just like the words on the bottom of my doll's foot.
I used to believe that cantelope was the stomaches of antelopes
I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!
When i was younger i thought germs and bacteria were the same size as me
At the age of about 5, I thought that any man carrying a bag/sack over his shoulder was a burglar.
As a child I was diagnosed with Rheumatic Fever. I proudly went around telling everyone that I had Romantic Fever.
I used to think that dogs and cats were the same animal and that all dogs were male and all cats were female so when a cat gave birth to children, it was a mix of baby dogs and baby cats
when i was about 4 i used to believe that 'on purpose' meant accidentally. whenever i spilled drinks i would shriek, "I did it on purpose, i did it on purpose!!!!"
i used to think that all the dust under my bed has always been eaten by a little monster... but, to tell the truth, my mother cleaned my room...
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