random beliefs
I thought that my parents chose my cousins, and was upset when my mother wouldn't let me add one.
LIke Johnboy, I used to belive that I was the last surviving human and that everyone else on the planet was an android put there by friendly aliens to keep me company.
I used to wonder who Mazelle was, and why she was always mad. It wasn't until we had French class I realized it's mademoiselle.
I used to think that you could fall into space through the Earth's crust in you kept digging in the garden
Lol.
I used to believe the car always knew where you were going, and always gave you directions on where to turn, by the dash lights. Now...... they actually do....
I thought that all the birds have their ears under their wings. Evertime a bird wanted to hear it has to lift the lef/right wing.
When I was about 8 years old that I was the best footballer of all time in the whole world. Well that proved quite different.
when I was about six I remember asking an Adult what Mary did before she was a statue....
when i was about 4 i used to believe that 'on purpose' meant accidentally. whenever i spilled drinks i would shriek, "I did it on purpose, i did it on purpose!!!!"
I used to think that -then- president Jimmy Carter had always been the president and always would be. Kinda like a family member.
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