random beliefs

I thought cologne would make me smell better when I drank it. After having my stomach pumped I was told otherwise.

Doofus (from people : appearance)

the country of singapore was a giant white dormatory where everyone lived together.

i don't know where i came up with this one.

oger (from the world : places)

i used to believe that santa knew the future and would not bring you Barbies if you made them do bad things with Ken.

Anon (from make-believe : father christmas)

When I would hear my pulse in my ear, I thought there was a little person playing a drum. I thought this was what an eardrum was.

Molly (from body parts : general)

not only did i think a hypotenuse was an animal, but i also thought that a hyperbole (pronounced "hyper-bowl") was a cousin of a hypotenuse or something. they were all in the hippopotamus family.

molly pelavin (from animals : general)

I thought the reason no one liked Lady Macbeth because she was cruel and said bad words to her dog (Out, out, damned Spot.)

Carol (from language : reading)

I used to believe that petrol was something you bought in jars and looked similar to mayonnaise, and that everyone had a large stash of these jars in the boot of their car.

Anon (from transport : cars)

When I was little, I would bike past the City Motor Company on my way to the library. However, I thought it was the City MURDER Company. I was scared to go past it for years.

Anon (from language : reading)

In preschool, I thought that the letter N came twice in the alphabet- W X Y N Z

Anon (from school : classes)

i used to think raisins were inside out flies. i still can't eat them to this day. :)

booga (from food : nasty food)