random beliefs

One time there were fireworks outside, which is what I called them, but my parents said that there were fire crackers outside. I thought they were making crackers over a fire!

Anon (from language : speaking)

I once asked my dad why the police can't catch the robbers since the stripey tops, black masks and swag bag give them away. Obviously all burglars where this attire all the time!

Baggins (from the law : criminals)

I used to always want to go to Antarctica because I thought I'd be able to stand upside down. I wasn't a bright child...

Anon (from the world : places)

About age 10 we all believed that a kid at school had three lungs because he was so good at sports. he went apeshit when you asked him though

MC (from body functions : special powers)

My daughter thought bumblebees were baby hummingbirds.

Carolyn (from animals : creepy crawlies)

i used to believe that canada was pink and floated above america because if was pink on maps, and my kindergarten teacher said that canada was RIGHT ABOVE US.

Jennifer (from the world : places)

I used to think that bodily tissues were kleenex sheets that grew in certain parts of your body.

Anon (from body parts : general)

My mom told me one day that she was going to a funeral. I thought it was a place to buy fruit.

Paulette (from death : people)

When i was younger my Grandma convinced me that there was a left and right sock. It took me forever to put on socks til i was about 12

Mae (from grown-ups : family)

I used to believe that the big white ovals on killer whale faces were their eyes, until a year ago. I'm 20 now, and I've been to Sea World twice.

BEM (from animals : general)