random beliefs

One night my aunt was outside of my 6-year old cousin's door listeneing to her say her prayers, then burst out laughing when my cousin began with, "our father, who farts in Heaven..."

Anon (from religion : prayers)

I used to believe that I could control the weather... I had limited success

Mark (from kids : i'm different)

I used to think that if a movie was advertised on the side of a bus, that meant it was really good.

Aretia (from transport : buses)

I used to think preserves (like jam) and preservatives were the same thing and I heard people say preservatives were bad for you so I wondered why people would eat pure preservatives

Alberto Richardson (from food : general)

I used to believe that a molotov cocktail was like a shrimp cocktail...I thought they would hold a match to the shrimp's tail and that would somehow kill people.

smart kid (from the past : wars)

I used to believe (and still do) that my history teacher came from another era and travelled through time to teach us our lessons, then go back to whatever era he was supposed to be in.

Fred (from the past : history)

I used to think that ancient languages, like Latin or Sanskrit, were spoken by dinosaurs and cave people, as a reference to being extinct or non existent.

Anon (from language : speaking)

i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.

linds (from make-believe : ghosts)

i used to think that the slogan those old gas stations said "Happy Murdering" instead of "Happy Motoring." it really confused me...

eliot (from transport : cars)

I used to think that the films Jaw's was called George because the main shark was called George - not quite as terrifying as Jaw's is it?

Phil (from media : films)