random beliefs

When I was young...I used to believe that when my mom turned the T.V. off on my favorite show....it would be there were I left off at.

Cissye (from media : tv shows)

I used to believe that coffee was tea with milk in it.

Anon (from food : drinks)

My parents have the same birthday, so when I was little I thought that when you get married you both have the same birthday.

Kerri (from grown-ups : marriage)

I used to believe that moustaches were actually just long flowing nose hair. I thought it was rather disgusting.

Artamnesia (from body parts : hair)

I was told as a child that if you ate bannans you would grow a tail and become a monkey. I didn't eat any but I sure fed a lot of them to my little brother since I wanted a monkey.

No Body (from food : dangerous food)

Migets were people who were bad when they were kids and there parents didn't let them grow up.

Teresa (from grown-ups : getting older)

I used to think people were called "human beans".

Dave (from language : speaking)

I used to believe that I was actually a grown-up dwarf and that someone from the Moscow State Circus would be along to take me back at any time.

Anoushka (hence the Russian connection) (from grown-ups : family)

When I was little I was told all children love chocolate. I hated it and lived in real dread for many years that someone would find it out.

Lena (from food : sweeties)

When I was little and farted my mother would insist I say "excuse me". I never heard her say excuse me so I thought only kids farted!

mafa (from body functions : farting)